Every Friday I feature my favorite Facebook post(s). Since I don’t publish crap you might want to stay tuned and check in regularly on Fridays to find out what’s new, nuts, funny, things that make you say, “OMG!” Some things I just can’t keep to myself and my Facebook buds so here we go!
The first comes from a bestie who was born and raised in Mississippi. When I read her post she had me at the first three words. I couldn’t stop laughing.
Though I loathe Garfield this cartoon panel says it all, don’t you agree?
Lastly, just as no one has the exact same DNA unless you’re a multiple, i.e., twins, triplets, etc., so also are we different though of the same body … of Christ. If you are feeling alone in a crowded world consider Jesus. He was definitely alone as a child of his Father who was God. We are set apart for His use, for His glory. Don’t let others alienate you because you are different. God made you that way. You’re called to be different. You have a purpose because you are uniquely peculiar by design. Celebrate it and use it for the Kingdom of God.
“But you are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people belonging to God, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.”–1 Peter 2:9
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN STYLE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & AmmoMagazine.3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Me and Marcel, Virgil, Erra, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for moreammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’tthink Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
CooterOne friend responded, “I think you should put some targets up with a sign like I have [that] says, “Trespassers will be shot and survivors will be violated.” I replied, “‘Violated’ leaves so much to the imagination.” Good times!
|I have unfriended people in Facebook because I can’t deal with their drama anymore. Is there anyone in your life whose drama you can stand to live without?|
|I am the Black Sheep of my family and I like it. God didn’t make me like everyone else. He’s not into unison. He loves harmony.
Boricua Confidential chronicles my new life as a single mom of two kids after my husband died from cancer on our son’s seventh birthday. Join me on this journey of change, revival, reformation, discovery and new direction ordered of God. Being a widow ain’t easy, that’s for sure. I refuse to rollover and die. Quite the contrary. I intend to thrive from this crazy life. You can’t keep this woman down. If I’m down, I won’t be for long.
God created me to bounce back. Watch me.